First Draft

(text-size: 2)[ The Michael Scott Story] --- You are Michael J. Scott. You are the regional manager at Dunder Mifflin, a paper supply company. You are beloved by all at your workplace and love to be the star of the show. During your freetime you go at late night improve class and continue to profect your screenplay Theart Level Midnight. Its an early Monday morning. You put some [[bacon]] on your forman grill thats next to your bed and go back to bed

You put 4 pieces of bacon on your formen grill and turn it on. You go back to bed a wake up 10 minutes later to the smell of crackling bacon. You get up from bed and nearly avoid stepping on the grill and head downstairs. When you head down stairs you see your girlfriend Jan Levinson passed out on the couch. Jan is your fromer boss and former vice-president of sales at Dunder Mifflion. The reason for the fomer part is because during time of being your boss, both you an Jan had a realtionship behind corps back which ended with her termination. You make yourself some pancakes, eggs, and bacon. You arrange them to make a smiliy face, you can't eat it any other way. After having come breakfast you get dressed and [[drive]] to work.

You arrive at Dunder Miffion in Scraton, Pennsylvania. The building you work at is also home to Bob's Vance of Vance Refrigeration. You make your way up the stairs to the 3rd floor of the building and enter the office. When you walk in and see your receptionist, Pam. Pam has been your receptionists for a few years now. "Good morning Michael here are you messages." Do you wanna say [[good morning]] Do an [[impression]] Or [[Flirt]]

"Good morning pam." "Oh and just so you know David wallace is on line 2" "Thank you pam" [[Look]] around OR Enter your [[office]]

Being such an early morning you decide to brighten your employes day with an little Mike Tyson impression. In a high pitched voice, "Thank you Pam, but this is Mike Tyson." "Alright, Mike Tyson when you see Michal tell him David Wallance is waiting on line 2" "Great, thank you pam," still doing the impression [[Look]] around the office Or Enter your [[office]]

"Hello Pamla and might I say that your are looking especially good this morning" Pam looks up at you and this a deadpan voices says, "Micahel don't you remember about the meeting we had last week about inappriate behavior with Toby." You look down after being shot down"I remember" "Good, and just so you know David Wallace is on line 2" You could enter your [[office]] Or Have a quick [[Look]] around

You take a look around the office I first see Jim, a general prankster, hard worker, and an all around nice guy. Dwight, your second in command, assist-to-the-regional manger. He's the number 1 sales man in the branch, and man knows all fact about bears, beats, and battlestar galatica. Ryan, the intern at the office and your man-crush Angela, head of accounting and sort of a buzzkill Oscar, smartest guy in the office, part of accounting Kevin, the dumbest guy in the office, part of accounting Phyllis, the office's mom And Stanley, the office grouch After looking around you enter your [[office]]

You enter your personal office. You take off your jacket and sit down. You reach for your offcie phone to talk to David Wallance. Do you want do Talk [[normal]] or A Michael [[Jackson]] impression

You decide to pick up the and put in speaker phone "David wallance do what do I own the pleasure of you" "Good morning michael, so I just got off the ohone with corprate and they've been noticing that sales have gone down a bit in your part of the branch. So today I want you to motivate your team in any way and get those number back up" "Will do, thank you David" You hang up the phone Right after you hang up the phone. Dwight [[burst]] through the door.

You decide to play a little prank on david and put on your best michael jackson impression. In a high pitched voice. "Hello David, this is Michael Jackson calling from Neverland." In a dissappointed voice "Hey Michael so I just got off the ohone with corprate and they've been noticing that sales have gone down a bit in your part of the branch. So today I want you to motivate your team in any way and get those number back up" Right after you hang up the phone on David, [[burst]] bursts through the door

"Michael! MICHAEL! I want to make a another complaint about Jim" You sigh and lean back in your chair "What happaned this time?" "This has gone on for too long, its unacceptable. Today he moved my desk on inch closer to the air condioner!" "Why is that a problem?" "Beacuse he know that a I hate being cold and being that close to the air condioner will decrease my movement and make me lose time on making sales" "OK ok I get it jeez. JIM! PAM! Get in [[here.]]

Jim enters your office "Whats up? Did something?" Dwight butts in "You already know dumbass, you keep moving my desk closer to the air conditioning to get me sick" Pam enters your office "How can you be so sure the Jim is the one doing it and that your not just accidentty moving it everytime you sit down?" "I just know Pam" You speak up "Alright everyone calm down, first off we need to-" Your speech is cut off abuptly by a strangle portal opening up at your feet and sending You, Dwight, Jim and Pam. Into the great [[unknown.]]

Intro Welcome to the world of Dungon and Dragons. This campaina takes places in the country of Dundrum Mifkin. A places that has dense jungles, sourching deserts, underwater castles and dense cities filled with elvies, dwarfs, dragon-kin and humans. The year is 3000 M.Y (Main Year), and the has been You the protaginsts have four choices for this DnD campain First choice is [[Dwight]] the Elf Wizard. Second choice is [[Jim]] the dwarf rouge Third choice is [[Michael]]the human barabarian Final choice is [[Pam]] the half-orc Palidin

You choose Jim the dwarf rouge You wake up from being knocked out you awaken in place that is not similar to you. You look around and see that you are in a udnerground cavern. You also see that there are many other dwarfs like you. Some are walking around shoping for food or house hold items, other are forging diffrent types of weapons, armors or trinkets. You see to what looks a like a opening in the cavern but instead of going up it heads down futher in. You could head into the mines adn see what is where or could ask the other dwarfs around you about where you are. Head into the [[mines]] or Ask the other [[dwarfs]]

DO you flirt with the [[cops]] Or Go into the [[guild]]

You choose Pam the half-orc Paladin You wake up from being knocked out you awaken in place that is not similar to you. You look around and see that you are in some type of base. Around you see that there a bunch of half-orcs around you. You are frightned that you have somehow turned into some sort of creature. You have green skin and [[Raid]] Or Ask the other [[orcs]]

You choose Dwight the Elf wizard You wake up from being knocked out you awaken in place that is not similar to you. You take a look around and you ntoice that you are in a small clearing. To the south of you is a large forest. You cant see the end of it but with your survivial instancts that you grew up perfecting tell you that is holds something great inside of it. To the north you you a small town. You could head into the the town to gather infromation on where you are or you could head straight into the woods. Which do you choose? Go towards the[[town]] Or Head into the [[Woods]]

Cast [[scan]] on the planet to identify it or [[Touch]] the plant

You touch the plant and are instantly gobbled up You died

Sir thats sexual harrassment Your going to jail Game over